*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

Happy 21st birthday, Liam James Payne (August 29, 1993)


Helena Bonham Carter by Mario Testino for Vanity Fair, August 2014

Helena Bonham Carter by Mario Testino for Vanity Fair, August 2014

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

ohmygoshitstezeta:

Just encase you missed it,

They are Nev and Max.

sherlockholmes-doctorwatson:

I couldn’t resist.

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

d-e-l-a-n-e-y:

St Louis - 8/27

d-e-l-a-n-e-y:

St Louis - 8/27

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

oodlyenough:

vastra all “do you know why i wear a veil”

no i don’t really tbh it’s transparent and i can see the shape of your lizard skull and you walk around without it on all the time and no one in london cares

teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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