coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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awwww-cute:

Just adopted this little guy from the local shelter

awwww-cute:

Just adopted this little guy from the local shelter

buttbloggr:

 

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

ziamchapel:

look at how easily liam can just invade zayns personal space and zayn barely even fliches or backs away like ??????

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you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily